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Tuesday, March 07, 2006


I don't know much about lawyerin', but I'm pretty sure that if you see a footnote like this about your case, you maaaay have messed up somewheres. Billy Madison is such a great movie to quote from, even for Judges apparently. If I ever get to be a judge, I'm going to quote Slapshot, though.

The Defendent has gone like this [make a violent stabbing motion], the jury has found him guilty, and now he go to the jail, twenty years, by himself, and he feel shame. And then he go free.

Or, something about how the Defendent was engaged in "putting on the foil" and "making it mean" because "they challenged the Chiefs! Ogletorpe? Old Time HOCKEY!"


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