I could talk about the need to vote, but I don't believe it. Your vote doesn't count, and is waiting in line for an hour a reasonable price to pay for making a gesture? Or, I could talk about nitty-gritty politics, and try to convince all five of our readers to vote differently. Or, I could simply make fun of Keith Olbermann's latest
. Keith, you're a pompous idiot. And everything you've said is utter bilgewater. Maybe later I'll actually take the time to dissect it. But probably not.